Cyrus Effect

The Cyrus Effect is the result of the presence of a cyrus online causing you to lag/wifi go down whenever they appear online. It may seem like a coincidence until it happens every single time. Careful though, it will sometimes not mess with your wifi and mess with somebody else instead to throw you off its trail. Spread the word.

Kat: Yo I'm lagging so hard rn.
Yonathan: Bro it's the Cyrus Effect messing with u rn.
Cyrus: (obviously lying) IT'S NOT ME

Cyrus Effect by Yonbutreal on insta September 5, 2023

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Cyrus Effect

When you flake on a potential date over and over again, then you finally are so bored you want to hang out, and HE ignores you. Then you become a stalker.

Campos Jr.: "Why are you calling him, I thought he wasn't your type?"

Campos: "Yeah he wasn't. Until he started dodging my calls."

Campos Jr.: "Sounds like the Cyrus Effect."

Cyrus Effect by campos laney jones March 19, 2009

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The Miley Cirus Effect

this is when your sisters or little sisters are found dead because of excessive ass shaking/twerking

Dad: MY GIRLS!! what happened!?!

Brother: The Miley Cirus Effect dad

The Miley Cirus Effect by Egraze November 25, 2014

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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