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A beautiful, amazing girl who I somehow managed to end up with. She's ridiculously smart, unbelievably beautiful (even if she denies it), and a personality to boot. She might be a little controlling and bossy sometimes, but it's only because she wants things to work out just right. I guess I love her. Even if she STILL isn't willing to make out in public.
Cylita will probably never read this.
Cylita by the_luckiest_guy_ever January 25, 2009
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One of the best people you will meet. She's an animal lover and just an amazing human being. She's gorgeous even tho she says she isn't and the boys are constantly chasing her. and shes so kind and thoughtful.
That Cylia is pretty fricken great!
Cylia by oscar.da.grouch August 11, 2019

Clitar Hero 

Eumphemism for female masturbation
Susan: "What are you going to do on your day off?"
Mary: "I think I'm gonna play a little Clitar Hero and take a nap."
Susan: "Rock on, sistah!"
Clitar Hero by Aimee S. October 16, 2008
Extremely smart, funny, and beautiful. Great at ukulele.
You even lift Celita?
Celita by Fryman99 January 3, 2017

Clitastrophe 

Noun

-A non-specific clitorally focused catastrophe.

Such as, but not limited to;

1. Not finding the clitorus

2. Man- handling the clitorus with the same strength and aggression as you would your cock.

3. When she has a shewang bigger than your cock

4. Having to suck your girlfriend's shewang.
"Babe, it's a total clitastrophe, i mean, what do i have to do? Draw him a map so he knows where it is?!"
Belinda complained to Diana as they discussed last nights crappy sex with Daniel and his inability to find the clitorus.
Clitastrophe by rapunzabel June 11, 2017

Clitar Hero 

"yeah, i walked in on Jenny the other day and caught her playing clitar hero, she was strumming some serious riffs"
Clitar Hero by sporting lesbian October 27, 2008

Clitarded 

My friend Manny can’t make his bitch cum cuz he cant find that clit. He is clitarded!
Clitarded by Brasshouse January 13, 2020