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Cutiepatootiepie 

She's the most beautiful woman you'all ever meet. Her personality is second to none. Her eyes, big and brown, sparkle like the morning on rise on the sea. When she smiles, mountains move just to see it. Her laugh radiates the right amount of perfection and you can't help but love the hell out of it. Her face looks like it was created by the gods, and molded to pure perfection, everything fits and nothing is imperfect. Her body is that of no others, firm, curvy and full of life. This woman has the potential to change lives, I should know, she's changed mine in so many ways, and I'm very lucky that I have her. You will not be able to find anyone like her, because she's one in 8 billion, and she's all mine,
Guy- Hey, this is my cutiepatootiepie, isn't she just perfect?
Guy 2- wow, just look at her! She IS a real cutiepatootiepie.
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cutiepatootiepineapple 

are the most cinnamon bun-iest people you will ever meet. They are sweet, cute, adorable, and people are naturally drawn to their adorable, kind, and honest nature. They love animals and are all around the most cute people you'll ever meet. You're lucky if you meet one. They are usually very short with small proportions
"Omg that Anna is such a cutiepatootiepineapple!!"

"theres no other word to describe Anna other than Cutiepatootiepineapple!!!"
cutiepatootiepineapple by oinvu4uraqt September 29, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016