Cutiepatootiepie

She's the most beautiful woman you'all ever meet. Her personality is second to none. Her eyes, big and brown, sparkle like the morning on rise on the sea. When she smiles, mountains move just to see it. Her laugh radiates the right amount of perfection and you can't help but love the hell out of it. Her face looks like it was created by the gods, and molded to pure perfection, everything fits and nothing is imperfect. Her body is that of no others, firm, curvy and full of life. This woman has the potential to change lives, I should know, she's changed mine in so many ways, and I'm very lucky that I have her. You will not be able to find anyone like her, because she's one in 8 billion, and she's all mine,

Guy- Hey, this is my cutiepatootiepie, isn't she just perfect?
Guy 2- wow, just look at her! She IS a real cutiepatootiepie.

Cutiepatootiepie by The most perfect woman February 5, 2017

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cutiepatootiepineapple

are the most cinnamon bun-iest people you will ever meet. They are sweet, cute, adorable, and people are naturally drawn to their adorable, kind, and honest nature. They love animals and are all around the most cute people you'll ever meet. You're lucky if you meet one. They are usually very short with small proportions

"Omg that Anna is such a cutiepatootiepineapple!!"

"theres no other word to describe Anna other than Cutiepatootiepineapple!!!"

cutiepatootiepineapple by oinvu4uraqt September 29, 2017

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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