curdles

Cheese curds

“I want some curdles.”

Curdles : cheese curds

by VR05 March 18, 2018

curdled cow

When you take curdled milk and pour it on a woman's tits and you eat it off and then when you throw up she drinks it.

Steven: Dude I gave Jane a huge curdled cow. Now the bed smells like shit

Tim: Dude, that's sweet!

by docter cockter February 24, 2014

curdled seadog

A form of an orgy in which a guy and girl have bareback sex on a boat, after which another man then has sex with the same girl causing the other man's semen to curdle.

Jim: Hey Tod whudda you say me, you and your girlfriend do a curdled seadog friday night.
Tod: Why are you always trying to have sex with my girlfriend man?

Damn bro dat bitch be a curdled seadog

by P0JI December 20, 2011

curdle cooch

Nasty, smelly infected vagina. Namely yeast infected.

You should steer clear of Alethea's curdle cooch, there's some nasty shit brewing in there.

by KrispiG June 30, 2007

curdled balloon

The act of filling a water balloon with milk, waiting a few days for it to curdle, then throwing it at someone you don't like.

Joe was being a prick, so I threw a curdled balloon him the other day.

by ezbik February 19, 2009

Curdled Milk

A mixture only created after a man "beats his meat" using lotion. The aftermath of his explosion leaves a substance containing used lotion and semen sprayed all of his hand, curdled milk.

Aw man... I got curdled milk all over my new bed sheet!

by LukeSmashing January 4, 2017

curdle milk

A phrase used to describe someone as being very unattractive.

"She has a face that would curdle milk"

by L. Silverman May 13, 2008