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Cuntzies 

When 2 or more men see a female they find attractive the first one to shout "CUNTZIES" will claim that woman.
Me and Liam saw this hot azn the other night and i shouted Cuntzies as fast as i could, shame she couldn't speak any English though
Cuntzies by Forrestzors December 24, 2007
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cuntiest 

adj. (superlative) the greatest extent of being cunty, acting extremely bitchy.
Why did i elect to play the cuntiest sport known to man? seriously, one week without roller derby drama would be fabulous!
cuntiest by tub8r August 16, 2009
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Cunties are small cunts. They are cunts in training.
Jake: Kid's these days suck dicks for free at age 10
Ric: yeah, they're definitely cunties
Cunties by sicc boi ricc December 5, 2017
to slip or fall while holding a item or items,
the cunt went cunties down stairs as he was in a hurry to take a shit
cunties by teddles September 24, 2005
A group of bitchy and or super fine girls the person form of the word cunt
Dude I'm horney let's go get some cunties
cunties by syd da kyd May 17, 2009
Cunties, a person or people that are doing random things incorrectly that inconvenience others around them purely because they are being cunt like. Best example is shit drivers, door to door salespeople not taking the hint and waiting in line because companies are short staffed
Fucking cunties, everywhere i go its cuntiville at cuntioclock and there is so many cunties dragging down the collective IQ of the world's population
Cunties by aussiechef1 March 20, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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