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Cunt Bastering 

The act of knocking yourself up with your brother in-laws semen to save your insane relationship while you emotionally destroy another human being because you're a selfish cunt and you want a little action on the side.
Did you hear that Julie is Cunt Bastering herself again? What a worthless piece of shit whore!
Cunt Bastering by TheGodf@ther August 3, 2018

Cuntbluster 

Literally, a loud aggressive queef
Colloquially, someone who speaks with authority on a subject they obviously know nothing about.
DudeBro1: Hey did you see the comment Kevin posted about the Kylie Jenner challenge?
DudeBro2: Yeah man, dude's a total cuntbluster.
Cuntbluster by Rubmyrichard April 23, 2015

cuntblaster

1: Someone who kicks girls in the crotch.

2: A man with a large enough piece to destroy the women's Netherlands.
3: A shotgunblast to the Vajayjay. As portrayed on Efukt.
Johnny Crack: Man, the cuntblaster is in the house, johnny Crack here locked and loaded.
Thugga Trigga: Bro you can't even see your dick when you look down.
cuntblaster by casdebom February 18, 2011

cuntblister

an actual blister on your cunt.
Woman-"Yo' man I got a huge ass cuntblister"

Man-"eww, wtf..."
cuntblister by coyle7401 December 12, 2015

cuntblister

A word used when nothing else seems painful or disparaging enough to insult an item or person.
Did you see that guy spit in that old nun's face? He is such a cuntblister.
cuntblister by thumshala October 2, 2014