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Cum Twinkie 

The act of jacking off to whatever you please and then busting all over a twinkie and give it to your friend.
Eric busted a nut all over a twinkie and then gae the cum twinkie to Tyler and he ate it and we had a good laugh
Cum Twinkie by J A J January 14, 2006
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Cum Filled Twinkie 

(1) When expectations of something exceeds the reality of it.
(2) When hopes and dreams of something are shattered.
When I was a kid I thought adulthood would be awesome but it turned out to be a cum filled Twinkie.
Cum Filled Twinkie by Rastus McGee February 26, 2018

Cum Filled Twinkie 

To the vast majority of homosexual males, the cum-filled twink or cum-filled twinkie is a tasty and desirable treat.

There are various male body types and just as many homosexual subgroups who fetishise them. The smooth young muscular twink in a skimpy swimsuit who looks like one of the lifeguards at the pool is one of the most common, although supply of such exquisite creatures is far exceeded by the demand for same.
If I were a single gay male and a cum filled twinkie lad were to sashay into the showers with me, I would drop directly to my knees, suck him right down to his nuts and swallow all of his yummy cream.

No point in letting good, delicious cum go to waste and no point sending away for the cum-filled mug if the fresh product is available on tap..
Cum Filled Twinkie by bitchuck December 7, 2024

Cum Twinkle

A person with the average intelligence lower than one of a sperm’s.
Now listen here you little cum twinkle
Cum Twinkle by Gaybuttsex September 24, 2020
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