cuckposting 

The art of shitposting mercilessly until you trigger all the cucks on your friends list.

Sixteen people unfriended me yesterday because of my Cuckposting. Lol rekt

cuckposting by Cuckposters_notepad22 May 2, 2017

Cockpotting 

The act of taking small amounts of food and putting it in your foreskin, tying if off, and letting it marinate for 3-4 hours just like a crockpot.

Turn it into a pressure cooker by getting a boner after placing the food in the foreskin.

The security at the movie theatre was tight so I cockpotted a chicken nugget and sunflower seeds so I can have a snack halfway through the movie. Cockpotting.

Cockpotting by Dysfunctional military guys November 4, 2017

cuteposting 

The act of typing in a way that is meant to be overly cute. This may or may not include emoticons, dashes to imply stuttering, emotes, tildes, referring to oneself in third person or media to accompany the message.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Person 3 around?
Person 2: Yeah, they’ve been cuteposting a lot in general chat.
Person 3: H-hello! Person 3 heard you were looking for them? ;w; I-is Person 3 in trouble? unu
Person 2: See what I mean?

cuteposting by sumchikoontendy August 21, 2019