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A sex act in which a man engages in anal sex with a woman, without any lube. The woman then releases gas during the act, not unlike a Trumpet.
man 1 - Where's Dave?
man 2 - I think he's slipping his secretary a Crusty Trumpet.
by Fbbb September 22, 2010
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