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Crusty Kid 

A kid who plays roblox, minecraft, critikal ops or fortnite and watches dream and owns clothes of those games. Thier appearance are usually video game clothes, freckles and often fat. Their favourite food/snacks are mcdonalds and chips with sourcream and onion.
1. Look at those Crusty Kids over there!
2. they be mad crusty tho!
Crusty Kid by Pǻkémún December 4, 2021

crusty ipad kid 

that one cocomelon loving 6 year old old whose ipad is constantly encrusted in a thick layer of cheeto dust and snot.
dude that freaking crusty ipad kid just sneezed on his sister!
what do you expect? cocomelon doesn't teach you manners

Crusty iPad Kid 

That one kid that is always I their iPad, which usually has a thick case and is encrusted in a thicc later of snot. Commonly seen in a Wal-Mart basket with Cocomelon playing on full volume from their YouTube kids.
Me: Girl, ur sisters such a Crusty iPad Kid
Friend: Yeah I know :,)
Crusty iPad Kid by CrayolaKlay June 20, 2022

crust kid 

City punks who dont wash and often smell really really bad.
That stinky dude at the theater was a real crust kid.
Smells like god.
crust kid by Newoikkin July 26, 2004

pussy crust kid 

when a kid listens to crust punk music and sits and whines about the enviorment all day long and never does anything about it and probably is also fuckin straight edge. they also claim to be really really hardcore and will "beat yer ass" but pussy's out in the last minute and also a crust kid is always standing around at crust and grindcore shows. they are also veggies and dont eat meat. they are also simular to grindcore kids
pussy crust kid:dude i hate pollution!
punk kid: then do something about it crust kid!
pussy crust kid:i don't feel like it
pussy crust kid by StzaCrack September 19, 2006

Crusty ipad kids 

The reason why we use condums. Also the result of fatherlessness. These kids are retarded to say the least. They are a different breed of human who live their iPads because they're parents are fucking terrible and only bought them the iPad so they don’t have to socialize with their kids. They usually are 500 FUCKING POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND THRIE TANTRUMS WHEN THEY CAN BRAIN ROY THEMSELVES WITH THE FUCKING RETARED AND DEAD LAND OF YOUTUBE SHORTS. they are setup for failure in every way and will most definitely will not enjoy the world of “outside” if they are exposed to the great outdoors, they WILL HAVE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE FUCKING TEMPERTANTRUM KNOWN TO MAN. PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKING TARDS.
Look dude, theres Crusty iPad kids!

It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,

Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it
Crusty ipad kids by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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