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crusty kid 

A street kid that doesn't shower and is super dirty
"Hey TK I heard shanks has scabies"

"Yea she's a crusty kid stay away from her"
crusty kid by RawR425 March 23, 2017
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Crusty Kid 

A kid who plays roblox, minecraft, critikal ops or fortnite and watches dream and owns clothes of those games. Thier appearance are usually video game clothes, freckles and often fat. Their favourite food/snacks are mcdonalds and chips with sourcream and onion.
1. Look at those Crusty Kids over there!
2. they be mad crusty tho!
Crusty Kid by Pǻkémún December 4, 2021

crusty ipad kid 

that one cocomelon loving 6 year old old whose ipad is constantly encrusted in a thick layer of cheeto dust and snot.
dude that freaking crusty ipad kid just sneezed on his sister!
what do you expect? cocomelon doesn't teach you manners

Crusty iPad Kid 

That one kid that is always I their iPad, which usually has a thick case and is encrusted in a thicc later of snot. Commonly seen in a Wal-Mart basket with Cocomelon playing on full volume from their YouTube kids.
Me: Girl, ur sisters such a Crusty iPad Kid
Friend: Yeah I know :,)
Crusty iPad Kid by CrayolaKlay June 20, 2022

crust kid 

City punks who dont wash and often smell really really bad.
That stinky dude at the theater was a real crust kid.
Smells like god.
crust kid by Newoikkin July 26, 2004

pussy crust kid 

when a kid listens to crust punk music and sits and whines about the enviorment all day long and never does anything about it and probably is also fuckin straight edge. they also claim to be really really hardcore and will "beat yer ass" but pussy's out in the last minute and also a crust kid is always standing around at crust and grindcore shows. they are also veggies and dont eat meat. they are also simular to grindcore kids
pussy crust kid:dude i hate pollution!
punk kid: then do something about it crust kid!
pussy crust kid:i don't feel like it
pussy crust kid by StzaCrack September 19, 2006

Crusty ipad kids 

The reason why we use condums. Also the result of fatherlessness. These kids are retarded to say the least. They are a different breed of human who live their iPads because they're parents are fucking terrible and only bought them the iPad so they don’t have to socialize with their kids. They usually are 500 FUCKING POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND THRIE TANTRUMS WHEN THEY CAN BRAIN ROY THEMSELVES WITH THE FUCKING RETARED AND DEAD LAND OF YOUTUBE SHORTS. they are setup for failure in every way and will most definitely will not enjoy the world of “outside” if they are exposed to the great outdoors, they WILL HAVE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE FUCKING TEMPERTANTRUM KNOWN TO MAN. PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKING TARDS.
Look dude, theres Crusty iPad kids!

It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,

Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it
Crusty ipad kids by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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