To know something utterly and completely, THAT NO ONE ELSE KNOWS. It is the most EXTREME form of self-righteousness, usually brought on by a chemical imbalance in the brain.
"There is no such thing as a chemical imbalance." Said Tom Cruise in response to a Matt Lauer interview question about Brooke Shields.
"Obviously unaware of his OWN cerebral chemical imbalance, Tom Cruise demonstrated what it means to be Cruisazy today, during his interview with Matt Lauer, stating there is no such thing. Apparently, only he knows things the rest of us do not. He HAS done the research."
Quit being so cruiseazy. Used when someone is jumping on chairs, talking about scientology, brain-washing future brides, denying one's homosexuality (come on Tom, just come out of the closet, we know you're gay).
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.