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Cruisazy 

To know something utterly and completely, THAT NO ONE ELSE KNOWS. It is the most EXTREME form of self-righteousness, usually brought on by a chemical imbalance in the brain.
"There is no such thing as a chemical imbalance." Said Tom Cruise in response to a Matt Lauer interview question about Brooke Shields.

"Obviously unaware of his OWN cerebral chemical imbalance, Tom Cruise demonstrated what it means to be Cruisazy today, during his interview with Matt Lauer, stating there is no such thing. Apparently, only he knows things the rest of us do not. He HAS done the research."
Cruisazy by CLYNCHMOB October 1, 2005
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cruiseazy 

Quit being so cruiseazy. Used when someone is jumping on chairs, talking about scientology, brain-washing future brides, denying one's homosexuality (come on Tom, just come out of the closet, we know you're gay).
cruiseazy by Weston A December 22, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008