A type of plastic/rubber shoe, made to look like crocs. People who wear real crocs can actually tell the difference, and think that croc-offs are totally lame.
croc-lover 1: dude, look at that guy's shoes. are those croc-offs really obvious or what?
croc-lover 2: oh man, those tie-dyed pieces of shit don't even look like crocs; they just look dumb.
why would you ever wear croc-offs? if you want to wear rubber shoes, go for the real deal.
The knock-off version of the popular shoes Crocs. They often have mishapen holes and are decorated with strange, ugly designs, but they are a cheap alternative to the overpriced real Crocs shoes.
Anne: I was going to buy myself a pair of Crocs, but they are soooo expensive.
Lisa: Well, get a pair of Crocoffs! They will be way less costly!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.