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Knock off versions of the painfully ubiquitous those terribly ugly and oddly trendy shoes Crocs.
Ashley: That guy would be so cute if only he wasn't wearing Crocs.

Lisa: EWWWW those aren't even real Crocs, they're croc offs.
Croc Offs by Sandersein May 18, 2008
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croc-offs 

A type of plastic/rubber shoe, made to look like crocs. People who wear real crocs can actually tell the difference, and think that croc-offs are totally lame.
croc-lover 1: dude, look at that guy's shoes. are those croc-offs really obvious or what?
croc-lover 2: oh man, those tie-dyed pieces of shit don't even look like crocs; they just look dumb.


why would you ever wear croc-offs? if you want to wear rubber shoes, go for the real deal.
croc-offs by mowgli27 August 6, 2008

Crocoffs 

The knock-off version of the popular shoes Crocs. They often have mishapen holes and are decorated with strange, ugly designs, but they are a cheap alternative to the overpriced real Crocs shoes.
Anne: I was going to buy myself a pair of Crocs, but they are soooo expensive.

Lisa: Well, get a pair of Crocoffs! They will be way less costly!
Crocoffs by Dr Lina P June 12, 2009

Crocoffs 

Shoes that look like crocs but are not genuine crocs.
"Hey man, I like your crocs!"
"These are crockoffs."
"What are crockoffs?"
"Crocoffs are shoes that look like crocs but are not genuine crocs."
Crocoffs by IncyIncoming August 22, 2022
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026