Criss Angel Crap

When you have to take a shit really badly, but once you go to the bathroom, you don't have to go anymore.

I had a total Criss Angel crap today! I ran to the bathroom and it was gone like magic!

Criss Angel Crap by ezra__factory May 4, 2015

Criss Angel 

modern-day mystifier, daredevil and mindfreak, able to read minds, bend forks, float napkins and eat razors. Has survived: being underwater for 24 hours, being lit on fire, walking 200ft above ground blindfolded, being blown up, run over with a humv, hung from hooks...


CrissAngel.com

Criss Angel is awesome.

Check out Criss Angel this summer on A&E!

Criss Angel by Loyal Jess May 3, 2005

Criss Angel 

the worlds best illusionist

Criss Angel by harlow October 28, 2003

Criss Angel 

one of the greatest illusionists ever (in my opinion)

this man is beautiful,
very talented

Criss Angel by loner August 9, 2003

Criss Angel Syndrome 

When a person suffers from the mistaken impression that anybody gives a shit who they are and what they do.

Because Terry could kind of juggle he suffered from Criss Angel Syndrome.

Terry: "Hey guys! Look at this!"

Guys: "Fuck you Terry."

Criss Angel Syndrome by The Truthalizer September 26, 2009

Criss Angel 

A man who is obviously a closet homo, and uses creative camera angles and middle aged women to give him credit as an "Illusionist"

"I am Criss Angel. Where is my eye liner and hair gel?"

Criss Angel by Criss Angels Hairspray December 22, 2008

Criss Angel 

Middle aged man who dresses as a goth kid and is an ideological Bigot.

"Who is Criss Angel?"

Criss Angel by J ackalope February 5, 2008