Crispy Fry 

A pierced penis, usually a prince Albert.

Donna chipped her tooth on a crispy fry last night which lead to an emergency trip to the dentist.

Crispy Fry by Zaveer August 15, 2017

Crispyfy 

To soil, break, wreck, muck up, fuck up, or otherwise ruin an object or place.

Oh man. Why did you crispyfy your basement?
There's seriously like an inch of filth on everything.

Crispyfy by Nurrrr October 27, 2008

crispifry 

to not quite fry someone, not quite char grill them, often used when you have a flamethrower to hand

"I got the BFG set to crispifry"
"Crispifried motherfucker for breakfast boys"

crispifry by vert343 July 24, 2018