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criery
A diary or journal used mainly for crying about your day and how people treat you, because you are sad and lonely.
Dear Criery, it happened again...nobody came to my birthday party at the local public park. It was just me and the homeless people. Maybe next year?
I went home and wrote two pages in my criery at lunch today.
I went home and wrote two pages in my criery at lunch today.
criery by Derk Ernesto June 26, 2014
cripy
cripy by Jamezzzzzzzz March 10, 2008
mid-life cricycle
The designer Harley-Davidson style motorbike ridden by 40-something Yuppies to prove they're still "Rebels"
Think Tim "The tool man" Taylor and co in "Wild Hogs" riding a
mid-life cricycle with his buddies at the weekend.
mid-life cricycle with his buddies at the weekend.
mid-life cricycle by cringeworthy March 1, 2009
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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