crimelando 

The word to describe Orlando, FL due to its high crime rate.

Just another day in Crimelando

crimelando by jeff.cart December 19, 2016

Camelando 

An overrated Portuguese fraud who drinks camel piss in the deserts of saudi and only scores penalties to stay relevant....he ghosts in big games and even his ex vardrid teammates like don't rate him..This finished camel also known as camelando only scores against D grade clubs like al halal,al titty so that his braincell fans also known as pendulians can compare him to the goat called messi..He really likes to do 500 useless stepovers in every game and get carried by his teammates and fights with referee for penalties....He is very famous for winning the Bench d'ors , dive d'ors , If d'ors , cry d'ors and influence d'ors ..His hobby is to score penalties against part time constructors who really play as keeper in saudi pro league

Messi has landed on Saudi Arabai to play friendlies ,u know what that means
Camelando is no longer the greatest player to play in saudi Arabia

Camelando by Penaldo Cry7 August 9, 2023