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Creamy Smile 

A Creamy Smile is a gesture of satisfaction and gratitude. A Creamy Smile is comprised of the display of happiness and satisfaction through facial gesture and the spoken word of the giver of fellatio to the receiver of fellatio when the nut has been busted. A Creamy Smile may be displayed by a female or male fellatio performer. After providing thorough and complete fellatio, and the female or male giver has received an oral creampie, the giver looks up at the receiver, usually with still some remaining chincicle, and displays a glowing, ear to ear smile of satisfaction and says "Thanks for the feeding" or some other verbiage that references the hot meal they have just been fed. It is only courteous and proper manners that the giver provides a Creamy Smile to the receiver.
Curt: How as your date with Ramona last night Bro!
Denzel: It was a blast, yo! Literally.
Curt: How?
Denzel: She worked my knob over good giving me the best blow job I have ever had.

Curt: Did she like it?
Denzel: Helllzzz yea Bra!!!!! Blew my gobbling goo and she had it all over. But knew she was happy cause I got dat Creamy Smile when she was done!
Curt: That is sweeeeet Bro! Her momma taught her some proper manners!
Creamy Smile by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2014
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Ice cream silence 

The period of time when excessive noise from children (typically a group) ceases due to ice cream consumption.
The noise level of the birthday party was interrupted with the ice cream silence.
Ice cream silence by Tim Fielder November 10, 2018

silent cream 

Is the act of unloading your unholy water gently on the face of a sleeping beauty. Most girls can appreciate the effort you put in not waking them up while performing.
"She woke up with some silent cream on her face, I hope she know's who did it."

"I silent creamed my date last night before I snuck out and went home."
silent cream by Fredje Frederik November 22, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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