Craztian 

Is the definition of a Christian who has literally lost all touch with reality. Instead of using a form of logical thinking to solve problems or to make decisions in life they use a falsely hopeful mentality that God will fix everything wrong in there lives. Truth is they have lost there minds and should no longer be considered normal human beings and should also be admitted to a mental institution.

Example 1:
George: Hey whats up Bob, did you leave your wife after
she cheated on you?

Bob: na, but i prayed about it though, God is faithful, he will work it out!. I'll be fine George dont worry about me.

George: damn mother fucker your fucking up!, i think your a Craztian.

Example 2:

Jacky: Hey Jenny whats up

Jenny: oh nothing my dad wants to kill himself and is strung out on herion and beating me everyday

Jacky: oh shit you need to get the fuck out of there

Jenny: no im praying for his salvation, God will change him.

Jacky: Damn bitch you Craztian.

Craztian by Mosh Posh March 13, 2010

crazian 

a crazy asian person, usually female

Man, my ex-girlfriend is crazian, she keyed my car.

crazian by lalahasu October 3, 2012

Crazian 

(pronounced like the delectable, dried cranberry snack)

A crazy Asian.

"Have you see Hui anywhere?"
"I think she's playing League of Legends. I heard her yelling at the computer earlier."
"God she is such a Crazian."

Crazian by Mercer Mafia January 15, 2014

Crazian 

a crazy asian. especially helpful when describing bad drivers

Person 1: hey, that car cut me off!
Person 2: oh, it was just another crazian, dont worry

Crazian by darrell sacamano September 9, 2007

Crazian 

Characteristics of a Crazian:
1.) Talks to self
2.) is a momma's boy
3.) romantic relationship with a microwave
4.) plays ygo with 5 crush card virus on main deck
5.) thinks his work is A+ material
6.) Puts a maniacal girl laughing at the end of a crappy flash animation
7.) messes up autorun program even though theres only 1 step to do
8.) possibility of being a serial killer and/or rapist in his 20's

crazy, asian, girl, crazian

Crazian by HomeboyXX October 21, 2008

Crazian 

A crazy asian.

Z: "Hey dude, look at that bad driver. Must be asian."
S: "More like a crazian!"

Crazian by lbgs231 January 23, 2010

Crazian 

crazy asian who twirls their pens and do happy dances when they fail (fail meaning get lower than a 100 on a test)

Tracey did a dance when she found out she got a 98 on the test because she is a crazian. Neen asked if she did good, and almost got her head bitten off by this pen twirling psycho.

Crazian by Neen, Sam, and Jo January 31, 2006