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craptography 

1) The ability to write words and/or sentences by using someone's crap. Usually craptographer develop their own encrypted "crap code" (e.g. writing with bad-smelling excrements implies a sense of disgust towards those sentences).

2) Used when someone's writing skills are very poor.
1) My sister developed her craptography skill in her college's bathrooms.

2) I can't tell the difference between a "a" and a "o"! This was written a *beep*ing craptographer!
craptography by cacaro July 1, 2008

cryptograph 

One-of-a-kind blockchain-based digital collectable made by an icon or artists that supports a charitable cause forever.
Vitalik Buterin's Cryptograph is going on auction tomorrow!
cryptograph by drued July 6, 2020

cryptography 

converting information from its comprehenisble form to a nonsensical form that can only be cracked with special knowledge or a lot of free time. used in the military by ciphers that encrypt messages/information to be kept from prying eyes
The cryptography class that i am taking is fucking hard man...
cryptography by evanpopp February 23, 2006

Quantum Cryptography

A common euphemism for gay anal sex between a student and a professor, especially when the student is the submissive (receiving) partner and the professor is the dominant (penetrating) partner. This phrase is thought to have originated at Caltech, though it has also become common at Stanford and MIT.
Gautam: Has anyone seen Andrea lately?
Navid: I think he's in his advisor's office... probably studying quantum cryptography <knowing look>
Jialin: Wow! They've been in there three hours!

Crapography 

Another word for the "crappy" subject, Geography.
"Ahh man, I gotta do some crapography homework.."
Crapography by Dropstars April 18, 2009

Chrono-Cartography 

A person in which studies the change of cultural maps over human history.
I think I might search for a college that teaches chrono-cartography.
Chrono-Cartography by Time&Space March 19, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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