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The need or want to eat certain foods because of the pleasure you receive from crapping it out. For example, spicy food because it burns your asshole or garlicky beans because you can kill trees with your gas and peel the paint off the walls when you blow up your bathroom.
Example 1: I have a real crappitite for that ghost pepper sauce, there's no better butthole burn!

Example 2: I have a real crappitite for baby food because how it eats isn't as important as how it craps.
by Dr.FartScientist June 08, 2017
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