crap flap

The small slivers of flesh surounding
a back door/shitter

wow, that girls got one large set of crap flaps

by sQuick June 26, 2003

Crap Flap

A world for the buttox and inner areas of the body.

"You take it up the crap flap bro!"

by aledluap September 1, 2009

Flap Crap

Hygienically challenged, usually overweight, people can develop a residue of body secretions on their person, typically in compressed areas of the body described as "folds". It can also accumulate in the groin. This filmy substance has a distinct and unpleasant odor. Like crap.

I would go on a date with Tina, but damn she smells like flap crap. I don't want to get that stuff on my hands.

I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.

by WillieWonka12 January 30, 2010