crack muffin

An affectionate term directed at someone who is cracked our or sketchy but in a cute way.

N. "You acted pretty sketchy last night, but Don't forget, you'll always be my crack muffin."

by Richierich1986 August 26, 2007

Crack Muffin

A crack muffin is simply a muffin top viewed from behind. Best observed when someone of a large stature picks up an item off a lower shelf at a supermarket.

When that women went to get the refried beans, I caught a glimpse of her crack muffin and almost cried.

by Sir BillyBob February 27, 2011

crackamuffin

The crack head version of ragamuffin. Also known as a ragamuffin who does crack.

That girl is dressed like a crackamuffin.

by Thereal_crackamuffin420 June 12, 2023

crackmuffin

friend with which one does crazy things. I.E. throw frappecinos at an ex boyfriend's car.

Yo, crackmuffin, let's start some ruckus this weekend. Ya dig?

by laqueenasaukin May 4, 2010