Crabnasty

A policeman that can protect you from anything, even sexual predators.

Known as: Officer Crabnasty

Officer Crabnasty taught me some very special songs about keeping sexual predators away and they go like "Stop dont touch me there, this is my no no square" and "Stop hold the phone this is my no no zone"

Crabnasty by Charles R. Aber August 17, 2009

crapnasty 

A cold, wet, soggy, decaying food substance. Usually describing forgotten food left in the back of the refrigerator or pantry.

After finding the crapnasty leftover salad in the back of the refrigerator, I knew where the fruit flies were coming from.

Dude you've got crapnasty pizza in here from two months ago! Clean the fridge!

crapnasty by Steve1979 January 8, 2008

crabtastrophe 

An event causing great and often sudden crab anxiety, crab suffering or a crab disaster.

(A) Arriving at a seafood restaurant and not realizing to call on the way to ensure they do in fact have crabs causing a crabtastrophe.
(B) Oversleeping though your alarm only to wake up and realize you missed a crab feast with your besties causing a crabtastrophe.

crabtastrophe by JDCDC September 23, 2018

crabtastic 

Fantastic, with a hint of crablikeness. Often reflects a sarcastic edge to the fantasticality.

Suz and I went out and had a crabtastic time!

crabtastic by wheresclairehuh November 13, 2005

Crynasty 

When fans of a sports team get beaten 3 consecutive times by another team and make excuses every time.

"man, this is the 3rd time in a row the jags have beat the steelers and the fans make up excuses every time. They really have a crynasty going up there in pittsburgh

Crynasty by DuvalJagsFan May 13, 2008

Crynasty 

When fans of a sports team get beaten 3 consecutive times by another team and make excuses every time.

"man, this is the 3rd time in a row the jags have beat the steelers and the fans make up excuses every time. They really have a crynasty going up there in pittsburgh."

Crynasty by DuvalJagsFan May 13, 2008

chubnasty

Someone who is overly fat that it is gross. They're great targets for harassment.

HAHA look at the new kid, he's so chubnasty!

chubnasty by Dorina October 2, 2007