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A policeman that can protect you from anything, even sexual predators.

Known as: Officer Crabnasty
Officer Crabnasty taught me some very special songs about keeping sexual predators away and they go like "Stop dont touch me there, this is my no no square" and "Stop hold the phone this is my no no zone"
Crabnasty by Charles R. Aber August 17, 2009
Words you can keep

crapnasty 

A cold, wet, soggy, decaying food substance. Usually describing forgotten food left in the back of the refrigerator or pantry.
After finding the crapnasty leftover salad in the back of the refrigerator, I knew where the fruit flies were coming from.

Dude you've got crapnasty pizza in here from two months ago! Clean the fridge!
crapnasty by Steve1979 January 8, 2008

crabtastrophe 

An event causing great and often sudden crab anxiety, crab suffering or a crab disaster.
(A) Arriving at a seafood restaurant and not realizing to call on the way to ensure they do in fact have crabs causing a crabtastrophe.
(B) Oversleeping though your alarm only to wake up and realize you missed a crab feast with your besties causing a crabtastrophe.
crabtastrophe by JDCDC September 23, 2018

crabtastic 

Fantastic, with a hint of crablikeness. Often reflects a sarcastic edge to the fantasticality.
Suz and I went out and had a crabtastic time!
crabtastic by wheresclairehuh November 13, 2005

Crynasty 

When fans of a sports team get beaten 3 consecutive times by another team and make excuses every time.
"man, this is the 3rd time in a row the jags have beat the steelers and the fans make up excuses every time. They really have a crynasty going up there in pittsburgh
Crynasty by DuvalJagsFan May 13, 2008

Crynasty 

When fans of a sports team get beaten 3 consecutive times by another team and make excuses every time.
"man, this is the 3rd time in a row the jags have beat the steelers and the fans make up excuses every time. They really have a crynasty going up there in pittsburgh."
Crynasty by DuvalJagsFan May 13, 2008
Someone who is overly fat that it is gross. They're great targets for harassment.
HAHA look at the new kid, he's so chubnasty!
chubnasty by Dorina October 2, 2007
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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