Coughin' to a coffin

Another lame phrase for non-smokers to try and influence smokers to quit.

Smoker: *takes a drag* *cough cough cough*

Non-smoker: Hey man you should really quit, you're Coughin' to a coffin.

Smoker: gtfo nerd

by Hoju123four June 28, 2010

Don't turn a cough in to a coffin

To make a situation worse by moaning about it before it has reached its natural conclusion.

"This bonfire night is shit. It's 9.30 and we haven't seen any fireworks yet"
"Chill out, don't turn a cough in to a coffin"

by tytybo November 8, 2011