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Another lame phrase for non-smokers to try and influence smokers to quit.
Smoker: *takes a drag* *cough cough cough*

Non-smoker: Hey man you should really quit, you're Coughin' to a coffin.

Smoker: gtfo nerd
by Hoju123four June 24, 2010
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