Couch jumping 

Jumping from friend to friend hapily sleeping on their couches. An individual who relys on friends to stay and sleep at. They usually have a home and family to go to but they want to get away. These people are usually very good at begging their friends to do things for them.

"keith is very good at couch jumping, he hasnt been at his house for weeks now."

Couch jumping by ryandoe11 February 22, 2015

jumping the couch 

The defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour on Oprah

Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour on Oprah

jumping the couch by Asher77 September 2, 2005

jumping the couch 

a rare disease where one randomly decides they should kill oprah, join scientology, or suddenly marry katie holmes.

Tom Cruise is one of the poor souls who have been diagnosed with the Jumping the Couch disorder.

jumping the couch by the person who will soon reveal the secrets of area51 February 11, 2006

jumping the couch 

A celebrity committing career suicide on live television. Also see jump the shark.

Tom Cruise jumping the couch on Oprah.

jumping the couch by zygnus March 5, 2009

Jumping the Couch 

1. The realization that someone has gone off the deep end.

2. Acting wildly foolish.

Tommy jumped the couch at the party when he told everybody he knew more than they did.

Jumping the Couch by LucySkyDiamonds August 31, 2005

jumping the couch 

To lose it, go crazy, go mad.

"Tom Cruise really 'jumped the couch' on the Oprah show yesterday. Someone confiscate his crack-pipe!"

jumping the couch by Vanessa Anne September 14, 2005

jumping the couch 

The defining moment when you know someone has finally lost his or her marbles. Inspired by Tom Cruise's behavior on Oprah when he jumped up and down maniacally on her couch, while professing his undying love for actress Katie Holmes. Reportedly much easier to accomplish than going off a "deep end".

There's no doubt about it, she's finally 'jumping the couch' with that one.

jumping the couch by Jim Scott December 28, 2005