Couch Medicine 

Smoking weed because after you smoke you usually end up on the couch and spend a lot of time with it. When you smoke so much you just wanna spend time on your couch.

Ben: I don't feel like doing shit today.
Caves: I got the perfect remedy for that we need to get some of that couch medicine.
Ben: Oh word we out then lets go cop some.
(30 mins later)
Ben: God damn my mind has ascended.
Caves: Worrrrrrd yo this show is mad intense.
Ben: The TV ain't on though.
Caves: Oh shit.

Couch Medicine by NYGizzle In Ur Mizzle May 11, 2011

grandpa's cough medicine 

Another name for an alcoholic beverage of any sort.

"You boys been doin' a little boozin', have ya? Been suckin' back on grandpa's ol' cough medicine?"
-PA state trooper on "Dumb and Dumber"

grandpa's cough medicine by Nick D May 19, 2004

cough medicine curmudgeon 

n. a person who does a lot of robotripping...thus becoming the Queen/King of tussin. Popularized by an MC Chris song "The Tussin".

my coat I button, keep it down like a dungeon.
you could call me the cough medicine curmudgeon

cough medicine curmudgeon by Shishkeberry October 23, 2006

grandpas cough medicine 

Referring to whiskey or some other strong alcoholic beverage

Dude I think Tim was sucking on grandpas cough medicine

grandpas cough medicine by Misery321123 March 13, 2011

cough medicine 

The cheaper and easier alternative to pot for minors and/or cheapskates. Also works with mint-flavored cough drops.

“Hey, why is there cough medicine on the bathroom floor?”
“Seventh graders.”

cough medicine by Kablooski May 10, 2018

Twilight Zone of Cough Medicine 

The time of night from about 7-10 p.m. in which it is too late to take dayquil and too early to take nightquil without disturbing your sleep pattern.

I was dribbling all over myself last night, but it was in the Twilight Zone of Cough Medicine, so I couldn't do anything about it.

Twilight Zone of Cough Medicine by ker.mudgeon May 11, 2011

grandpa's cough medicine 

1) Old man booze, such as Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, or any such corn whiskey or spirits.
2) Jizz, cum, spooge, spunk, man-cream, love juice, ball beverage, nut nectar, well you get the picture

1) I got grounded for a month for sneaking in the basement and drinking grandpa's cough medicine.
2) My girl had the flu, so when she was blowing me, I came in her throat and gave her some of grandpa's cough medicine, and the next morning she was fine.

grandpa's cough medicine by MOUND October 31, 2004