Corner Friend

Similar to a tag along but you keep them around because they are occasionally funny. Often found dwelling in the corner of social circles.

Sam: Man I'm really bored...
Tom: *says some random shit*
Sam: Haha, this is why we keep you around tom, you're a real corner friend...

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Best friends with the Corner Flag

When you're playing Fifa Pro Clubs and your mate doesn't cross it in until he's at the corner of the pitch.

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