When your partner, after a slow removal of undergarments, squats down over your least favorite team jersey, that you chose to wear for this special occasion, and forcefully lays a leaning tower of stool on the numbers of said top. Like that of a dominate alpha ape, your partner then grabs the tennis racket of his or her choice and smashes the steaming tower down while offering 3 different choices of syrup....hence the "corn waffle"
by Josh McSquatnick December 10, 2007
If Boris Becker and Roger Federer got in a fight. A possible outcome could be a San Francisco Corn Waffle.
by Kid Lightning March 17, 2009