Corn Waffle

Having your chest shat upon and smashing it with a tennis racket.

When your partner, after a slow removal of undergarments, squats down over your least favorite team jersey, that you chose to wear for this special occasion, and forcefully lays a leaning tower of stool on the numbers of said top. Like that of a dominate alpha ape, your partner then grabs the tennis racket of his or her choice and smashes the steaming tower down while offering 3 different choices of syrup....hence the "corn waffle"

by Josh McSquatnick January 6, 2008

San Francisco Corn Waffle

Take a Cleveland Steamer and hit it with a tennis racket.

If Boris Becker and Roger Federer got in a fight. A possible outcome could be a San Francisco Corn Waffle.

by Kid Lightning March 17, 2009

Waffle Stomp a Corn Dog

The act of pooping in the shower and then having to stomp it down the waffle drain opening.

John lost control of his bowels in the shower and ended up having to waffle stomp a corn dog.

by JPOnslaught November 20, 2022