Porno king extraordinaire with the ability to manipulate his phallus to do practically anything. He is often associated with vegeporn star Eggplant Man.

Check out Corn Man, he just shot a cum grenade at this chick.

Corn Man by Yom August 22, 2003

Related Words

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Corn man

A dude that just constantly says/does corny shi. If you get called a corn man you should reiterate you’re whole existence

If u say “without me” if someone’s getting in the shower u r in face a CORN MAN

Corn man by anonymous February 9, 2023

Corn man

A person who's dance is really silly

Look at this corn man, he's so goofy!

Corn man by N25_CT13 May 23, 2023

Cornman

someone who tries to own people, but always fails and gets counter-owned 5times worse.

cornmen are easily owned by wet butts and nana's

Urgh, why does cornman keep trying to own me?

Man, I just owned cornman so hard

Cornman by We Can Dance October 20, 2008

cornman

un vatito bien mariwano!

estas bien cornman, no mames.. ya bajale a tus huevitos

cornman by ZaD May 22, 2003

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026