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cooter fruit 

Cooter Fruit- A friend who is being silly or goofy.
Or
Cooter fruit- a small bean like fruit well hidden in the cooter. Is said to be an urban legend as no man has actually found one
John is such a cooter fruit today!
cooter fruit by MissCaliBama October 31, 2014
Urban Dictionary Merch

Cooter fruit 

Sometimes you have to pick and lick the cooter fruit
Cooter fruit by TheShiz123 June 14, 2018

Cooter Fruit 

Kids. They are the fruit from a woman's cooter. Same as Crotch Fruit.
This restraunt would be a lot better if not for all these damn COOTER FRUITS running around screaming.

Fruitloop Cooter

A wet and soggy vagina that has a bit of crunch to it and after a while it gets sour.
You have a Fruitloop Cooter.
Fruitloop Cooter by Dustin Turner December 19, 2008
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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