Cooning/Coon 

When a person gets so high/ drunk that they drift to another dimension. Most cases of "cooning" involve one person in the alternate dimension and a group of others trying to control said person. On rare occasions the "coon" needs medical attention, but more times than not, this is not the case.

"Last night I was at Landin's house smoking and Justin started Cooning/Coon all over the place. We tried to calm him down, but his mom came and got him anyway.".

"The more and more we smoked, we slowly started to see him start to Cooning/Coon, it was a disaster."

Cooning/Coon by I'm Cooning right now! October 15, 2011

Cooning/Coon 

The fine art of knowing when to turn any situation into a funny one for your own personal benefit. This will however most of the time be at the expense of others and should/shouldn't be avoided at all cost.

D'Melle was cooning/coon at a church service and made everyone on the row laugh in the middle of the preacher/pastor talking. Cooning is a passion, a way of life. To be a coon one must fully immerse him/her self in the art.

-Coonery at it's best.

Cooning/Coon by Senior Coon Squable January 13, 2017

Coon/cooning 

Feeling the need to throw your own race under the bus for gain.

Coon/cooning

Coon/cooning by Gigi1574 July 5, 2020

Cooning it up 

To act like a stereotypical African American while in public. To perpetuate a racial stereotype. To drive cars, wear clothes, eat foods, and act like a stereotypical minority.

Pacman Jones was really cooning it up for his first three years in the NFL.

Cooning it up by Philthy McNasty 85 October 22, 2008

cooning it 

driving like a black man!

"wig he was cooning it just then!"

cooning it by john December 1, 2006

cooning around 

when your friends are fucking about and they don't understand that if they don't stop cooning around then they will get an shildo up the ass.

John: Oi, Ben stop cooning around!
Ben: OK i'll stop, I don't want a shildo up the ass.
John: Good boy.

cooning around by daddychillonmycock October 30, 2023

cooning out 

1:a general term used for when a white person starts acting black or very stupid.

2:when a person of any race starts to smell like B.O and eats goat meat or roadkill

what ya cooning out for man?

ewww shit, you smell like B.O, your really cooning out here

cooning out by dont be a coon all your life May 3, 2008