Coolguy76
the best person ever created will always be better than you, you will never surpass his coolness he is a god because he's so much better than you
Coolguy76 by Coolguy76/Ricardo April 22, 2022
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CoolGuyKai
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CoolGuy -
A "CoolGuy", followed by their name, is a term/nickname used for a person who has been caught or is known to be a predator of underage girls.
They are generally in their mid 20s to early 30s yet have the mentality of a 14 year old, which matches their taste in little girls.
They use the term CoolGuy as it helps lure in impressionable teen girls, making them them think they're a nice person they could totally be best friend with.
CoolGuy's are perpetually stuck in High School and refuse to grow up or date people of their own age, particularly because anyone with a fully developed brain can see that it's morally wrong to date underage girls when you're an adult (especially if they also happen to be parents themselves and/or have guardianship of an underage girl).
CoolGuy's tend to specifically target girls who have a troubled home/family life and/or suffer mental health issues because CoolGuy's know that the more broken a teenage girl is, the easier they are to manipulate and groom till they reach the legal age of consent in their state so they can then persue a sexual relationship with the teen.
CoolGuy -
A "CoolGuy", followed by their name, is a term/nickname used for a person who has been caught or is known to be a predator of underage girls.
They are generally in their mid 20s to early 30s yet have the mentality of a 14 year old, which matches their taste in little girls.
They use the term CoolGuy as it helps lure in impressionable teen girls, making them them think they're a nice person they could totally be best friend with.
CoolGuy's are perpetually stuck in High School and refuse to grow up or date people of their own age, particularly because anyone with a fully developed brain can see that it's morally wrong to date underage girls when you're an adult (especially if they also happen to be parents themselves and/or have guardianship of an underage girl).
CoolGuy's tend to specifically target girls who have a troubled home/family life and/or suffer mental health issues because CoolGuy's know that the more broken a teenage girl is, the easier they are to manipulate and groom till they reach the legal age of consent in their state so they can then persue a sexual relationship with the teen.
"Hey, did you hear about that YouTuber who sent nudes of himself to 16 year old girls when he was 24? Then had sex with one of them within weeks of them turning 18, after having befriended them at 14 and even taking on a guardianship role!? what a sick bastard!"
"Yep, that's CoolGuyKai AKA Laineybot, apparently they even used the poor girls virginity as a bargaining chip with their husband, CoolGuyJames AKA Onison, then accused the girl of raping them both, at the same time!".
"Yep, that's CoolGuyKai AKA Laineybot, apparently they even used the poor girls virginity as a bargaining chip with their husband, CoolGuyJames AKA Onison, then accused the girl of raping them both, at the same time!".
CoolGuyKai by deadendjustice93 October 1, 2019
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CoolGuyTJH aka Tejas Hora is the greatest guy alive, don't mess with him and his buddies Rohan who will stab u with his elbows and Uday who will take u to his tickle dungeon and Jayden who's just Jayden.
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internet coolguy
n. An internet coolguy is often annoying and extremely disrespectful on the internet, but hilarious. Internet coolguys don't play by the rules, piss off internet toughguys, and use the internet for one thing and one thing only: to make other people feel worse about themselves. The internet coolguy will ask you questions about your personal life in order to feel out how important the internet is to you. Upon discovering significant importance, the internet coolguy will proceed to call you derogatory and hateful names until you either cry, get mad, fight back, or report them. The only way to defeat an internet coolguy is to either ignore him (no matter how difficult) or come to realize just how funny he actually is.
internet victim: "I'm on the phone with xBox support right now reporting your gamertag."
internet coolguy: "You think I care? Do you have any idea how many people have reported me? Tell ya what, call the person on the phone a fag too for me. And then tell them how much of a pussy you are for being a little tattle-tale."
internet coolguy: "You think I care? Do you have any idea how many people have reported me? Tell ya what, call the person on the phone a fag too for me. And then tell them how much of a pussy you are for being a little tattle-tale."
internet coolguy by JimChach January 23, 2006
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coolguy14282 is someone who shitposts on tiktok and is very cool!!!!!! so cool he even has girlfriend!!!!!! (very rare for an tiktok user)
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