Conwy

A town in North Wales. Not much to do except walk to and from the various chippies. It's full of old people. Come to Conwy if: You have an obsession with chippies, like small towns with castles and/or don't mind older people

"I'm going to go to Conwy, I hear they have an old people problem."

by Addicted to chips ;] February 17, 2010

Conwy

Conwy’s are one of the most caring people you will ever meet. Their hearts are so big & loving. Conwys get mad pussy any time of the day, but once they have a girlfriend they will always stay loyal. Conwys are insanely attractive human beings & are usually from Whales England. There are only about 10 people named Conwy in this world so if you find one, you are one of the luckiest people ever. Their sense of humor is so unique & can make you die of laughter.

1: I really need someone in my life who genuinely cares about me
2: Find yourself a Conwy

by ohmygodlolxdrawr October 14, 2019

Kellyanne Conway

To lie even though you and everyone else knows the "facts" are fake

I pulled a Kellyanne Conway when I told the teacher that I had alternative facts when she claimed that my facts were fake.

by memlurd January 24, 2017

Coney-catch

An old time word meaning to swindle, cheat or deceive. See also cony-catcher.

Politicians are unbiased, they’ll coney-catch anybody.

by AKACroatalin March 7, 2019

Coney Filet

A hot dog smothered in A-1 Steak Sauce. Basically for broke folks who can't afford to eat steak.

If I close my eyes, I can almost imagine I'm eating steak, instead of a coney filet.

by Jazzual August 4, 2011

Hot Coney

When a girl eats a box of hot tamale candies then proceeds to give a guy head, giving him the sensation that his dick is on fire.

"dude last night your sister gave me a hot coney, i had to call the fire department cause i thought my dick was on fire"

"hahahaha! next time put a bag of ice on it dude"

by shortstack&klondikebar August 23, 2011

Conwayed

Speaking in so many logical fallacies and so much gibberish that the person you are arguing with "isn't even sure if their mouth is their asshole or their asshole is their mouth."

Person 1: Wait, I'm so confused.
Person 2: You just got conwayed.

by that_one_know-it-all February 7, 2017