Definitely not Russian spy ;)
by Clayayayayayayay April 21, 2022
by TrebuchetIsGod March 22, 2021
"Avenge our fallen conrad's!" - Lil$heesh (2021)
"I can't remember which one of calls us conrads but I'm a conrad now" - Leia (2021, discord)
"I can't remember which one of calls us conrads but I'm a conrad now" - Leia (2021, discord)
by Lil$heesh June 6, 2021
by ABC get your eyes off me November 23, 2021
adison: “omg he says he wants to chose this girl over me but then comes running back and THEN leaves me on read”
jack: “wow that’s such a conrad thing to do”
jack: “wow that’s such a conrad thing to do”
by urdaddotcom January 21, 2022
When you’re just about to go to bed and you wanna spend time with somebody. So you kinda miss them, but you’ve never met them so you can’t miss them.
by Secret person 007 February 10, 2022
He’s a fat ugly cow who gets raped and railed by huge hordes of big black men like it’s plants vs zombies 2 dark ages, and whenever he sees a big perky black male he will latch onto their penis like a baby cow suckling on its mothers teet for sustenance, once finished with that, he has a tendency to wonder into his natural habitat (recycling plant) and once he’s in there he will find the most electric generating car battery possible and connect said battery to his huge Peperoni nipples and then turn it on and light himself up like it’s the 4th of July in 1989.
Another fun fact about this raging homosexual is that he has been known to conspire with sexual predators like Nathan fellows and adolf Hitler in his prime. The little goblin child is also an informant for the schools gestapo agency where he reports any none nazi behavior straight to his big perky sugar daddy mr khan.
The little creature who resembles the rake from popular creepy pastas is about 4,3 in height but also 4,3 in width because he does not stop eating huge amounts of big black penis. This diet is required to keep his natural physique of “huge ball of dough so he can Roll around like a fucking boulder”
Another fun fact about this raging homosexual is that he has been known to conspire with sexual predators like Nathan fellows and adolf Hitler in his prime. The little goblin child is also an informant for the schools gestapo agency where he reports any none nazi behavior straight to his big perky sugar daddy mr khan.
The little creature who resembles the rake from popular creepy pastas is about 4,3 in height but also 4,3 in width because he does not stop eating huge amounts of big black penis. This diet is required to keep his natural physique of “huge ball of dough so he can Roll around like a fucking boulder”
“Oh it’s Conrad over there, I hope he doesn’t connect his and my nipples to a Tesla model X car battery and shock me so hard I get sent back to day 1 of the Bronze Age because I wouldn’t really appreciate that in all fairness.
by Conrad hater September 28, 2023