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Confurzgled 

It is a state of mind in which you will be confused to the point where your brain will go into an "overdrive". Your mental resources will go into an overload in exchange for loss of coordination, focus, and possibly manhood.

Your brain will then violently implode, and cease to exist, possibly summoning an infamous black hole.
"Holy crap, I slapped the booty of Jack's girlfriend, and I think he got confurzgled!"

"Dude, that girl's behaviour is pushing me to the brink of confurzgledia!"
Confurzgled by Confurzgladiator March 19, 2010
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confuzzled 

a word that is a combination between "confused" and "puzzled" that every middle school aged kid claims to have made up
Will you please explain that to me again? I'm confuzzled.
confuzzled by Lysithia September 7, 2011

confuzzled 

1. a combination of being confused and puzzled, not knowing what the fucking is goin on
2.every emotion known combined and not knowing which to act on
1. What the hell's going on? I'm confuzzled?
2. A male being humped by Bob may be confuzzled.
confuzzled by *~!KiTTiE!~* December 4, 2003

Confungled 

when your really confused and thinking 'what the hell is going on!?'
'teacher speaking'
Student: What the hell is he talking about? I'm so effin' confungled!
Confungled by Maggie doofensmertz December 9, 2009

confuzzled 

To not understand what the shizzle nuggets is going on.
Herbert's test really got me confuzzled.
confuzzled by butternuggets69 January 7, 2016

Confuzled 

A point of confusion when a person is literally confused about everything in the situation.
Man, that test in science had me confuzled on every question!
Confuzled by FreeParking314 June 20, 2010

Confuzzled 

A heightened state of bewilderment and puzzlement, usually caused by the individual in question not understanding the situation or conversation.
Confuzzled by Kitty Raaaa May 11, 2004