Condom Counter

A girl that counts and keeps count of a guys condoms. She does this to see if she is the only one he is having sex with.

If a guy buys a pack of 3 condoms and uses one with a girl, that girl will keep count of how many condoms that guy should have left and try to trap him when the count doesn't match the total she has been keeping.

That girl is a condom counter... She is always counting my condoms and being all in my business.

Condom Counter by Calvin Scharaldi December 1, 2011

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Country Condo

A person who has made their money off of or something in connection with country music or being in country but actually lives in one of the big condos in the city. Mainly popular in Nashville, but also New York and LA.

A person who pretends to be country, but actually lives in a condo. They spend lots of money on expensive cowboy hats, boots, wranglers, etc, but actually live in a studio apt.

Tim McGraw is such a country condo, he has his f350 in the parking garage and lives on the 20th floor.

I like that cowboy hat country condo, you been roping cattle in your studio apt.

Country Condo by Lahaluke November 28, 2012

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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