CommLife 

A group of intelligent and hilarious people. They are also very attractive. Like super attractive. You can't handle the amount of attractiveness. Not to be confused with The Community, which does not contain near the level of awesomeness that CommLife has.

If you leave CommLife, you are probably going to have a bad time.

CommLife by bishbebarkin September 6, 2014

commifesto 

used to describe

a) a piece of personal political writing, usually a book or a pamphlet, which reflects one's own political world view, but a world view that is often radically atm-against the mainstream- or, in a liberal democracy, where free speech is allowed, considered politically incorrect (not supported by the official party in power) in one's zeitgeist.

a group of coworkersers start commenting on and discussing their friend's yet unpublished manuscript of a political book that he brought to the office, to show to his coworkers:

person a) : wow Peter, your views on abortion and other current social issues are so atm-against the mainstream-, not to mention radical.

person b): I agree, but I would also add that you may have a hard time publishing such a manuscript, since some of your conclusions are politically incorrect, especially in our era of Conservative government.

Peter : gentlemen, I appreciate and respect your opinions, but I am still proud of my commifesto.

This term is a actually an amalgamation and shortening of The Communist Manifesto

commifesto by Uncle Dimma December 5, 2011

complifended 

To be given a compliment with the propensity to be also be an insult.

1.)here is a situational example
That girl said I looked like a pretty boy version of the rapper Genuine. So I guess that means I look better than him but it's kinda offensive that I'm even being compared to this guy.... I think I was just complifended.

Here are some examples of complefending statements

- Well at least you don't look like a slut, anymore.

- I love your mom's cherry pie.

-You remind me of a favorite pet I used to own.

- Great job figuring that out all by yourself!

-Black people are not all that bad.

complifended by Tha Shiesty One March 4, 2011

complifensive 

A backhanded compliment that is found to be offensive by the recipient.

Joe tells Angy a red head “Hey usually people with red hair are ugly, but you’re actually Ok!”. Angy replies “Joe that’s a real complifensive, you jerk!”.

complifensive by anonymous January 13, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016