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commifesto 

used to describe

a) a piece of personal political writing, usually a book or a pamphlet, which reflects one's own political world view, but a world view that is often radically atm-against the mainstream- or, in a liberal democracy, where free speech is allowed, considered politically incorrect (not supported by the official party in power) in one's zeitgeist.
a group of coworkersers start commenting on and discussing their friend's yet unpublished manuscript of a political book that he brought to the office, to show to his coworkers:

person a) : wow Peter, your views on abortion and other current social issues are so atm-against the mainstream-, not to mention radical.

person b): I agree, but I would also add that you may have a hard time publishing such a manuscript, since some of your conclusions are politically incorrect, especially in our era of Conservative government.

Peter : gentlemen, I appreciate and respect your opinions, but I am still proud of my commifesto.

This term is a actually an amalgamation and shortening of The Communist Manifesto
commifesto by Uncle Dimma December 5, 2011
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complifended 

To be given a compliment with the propensity to be also be an insult.
1.)here is a situational example
That girl said I looked like a pretty boy version of the rapper Genuine. So I guess that means I look better than him but it's kinda offensive that I'm even being compared to this guy.... I think I was just complifended.

Here are some examples of complefending statements

- Well at least you don't look like a slut, anymore.

- I love your mom's cherry pie.

-You remind me of a favorite pet I used to own.

- Great job figuring that out all by yourself!

-Black people are not all that bad.

complifensive 

A backhanded compliment that is found to be offensive by the recipient.
Joe tells Angy a red head “Hey usually people with red hair are ugly, but you’re actually Ok!”. Angy replies “Joe that’s a real complifensive, you jerk!”.
complifensive by anonymous January 13, 2021

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
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