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Get the duck outta there if you hear keys or heels that’s the mother fucking deputy Gibson , go up the back and have a joint then go to deeps to get 2 rockstars for 5:50 run to A block toilets but then there’s always someone fingering them self in there , every girl is lesbian or bi so watch the fuck out and oh they all wear tns thinking they look cool but really ew and watch out all the boys are fuck boys oh and not to mention everyone cuts ✂️ And don’t forget grab a lemon put it in your eyes until they red and boom you can fake to be high oh oh oh........if your names in the bathroom your a hoe 🔍 so no more fuck Budys and LITTLE FAT LAMB IS THE WIN at colo so be safe and come and enjoy colo fight day every 2 dAy and you always get suspended because they don’t know how to deal with it any other way and if you say you wanna die nothing happens but oh well enjoy 😉
Colyton is used as a high school where you go have a smoke in the alley way then sing sign in and get in shit by the one and only head of attendance and always go late on a Wednesday it’s sport and that’s shittt
Colyton by Bongboners July 12, 2018
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Colton Haynes

Model, actor and, of course, sexiest man alive. Just search a picture of him.
Me: Will you marry me, Colton Haynes?
Colton: No.

Colton Larson 

The most beautiful guy in the world he has a massive cock he keeps the door locked until you knock knock knock
"Colton Larson is Sooooo hot" "ye he cute alright"

adam colton

Holy shit look at Adam Colton do work!!!
adam colton by Drumsrsweet413 June 18, 2008

The Colton Special

When a guy brings a girl into the community study room in a college dorm and proceeds to get a blowjob from said girl.
Last night he brought me back to his dorm common room and we did The Colton Special. It was crazy how he lasted only 30 seconds then came all over my face!
A guy who hides his heart. He will open up too you when he trusts you. If you ever break then they will never come back. Coltons are the best boyfriends you could ever have. So don't ever let them go. And if you do let them go that will be one of the biggest mistakes you have ever done. Believe me I would know.
Girl 1: hey look it's Colton!
Girl 2: I can't believe I gave him up for some asshole that cheated on me.

Girl 1:do you still miss him?
Girl 2:i don't ever stop thinking about him he was the best person that had ever came into my life and I just let him slip away.

colton baker 

An extremely good looking, Call of Duty Legend, Teenager. He is most likely the best Call of Duty player to ever live and he also has a 12 inch cock.
Coster- "Omg Colton carry us harder"
Colton- "Don't worry this is free cash"
Coster- "Wow Colton is such a Call of Duty Legend"
PickSlays- "Yeah and he has a 12 inch cock"
Nils- "Yeah, colton baker is an extremely good looking, Call of Duty Legend, Teenager. He is most likely the best Call of Duty player to ever live and he also has a 12 inch cock."
colton baker by Ribzypooh May 16, 2018