colon cancer 

Ass cancer

Bro Billy got colon cancer. What the hell is that. It’s cancer is the ass you shit

colon cancer by Calamity’s Ruin August 15, 2021

Semi-Colon Cancer 

1. A cancer that occurs in the semi-colon. It is deadly. Side-effects include: a coma and/or massive periods, even in men.

2. A minor bout of colon cancer, not to be confused with number 1.

3. A semi-colon that pops outs out of your printer, copier, scanner, etc. irregularly.

I have a period and I'm a man. I must have Semi-Colon Cancer! Darn it.

Semi-Colon Cancer by Whitem@il January 6, 2011