coldplay chris martin
by spacy August 20, 2008
did you hear that song?
wait....that was a song.i thought that was some crappy ass garage band.
no man that was by coldplay
wait....that was a song.i thought that was some crappy ass garage band.
no man that was by coldplay
by bragkiller December 20, 2008
Oh god Coldplay is on, let me change the channel.
or
"You know who I know you're gay?"
"How?"
"You like Coldplay"
or
"You know who I know you're gay?"
"How?"
"You like Coldplay"
by turn that shit off April 24, 2007
by asy September 4, 2006
A terribly overrated and mediocre band. Basically they sound like Radiohead if they had gotten stuck on "The Bends" and never evolved their sound. Highly accessible and digestible, usually adored by people who think Radiohead is "too weird" or girls who think they like "deep" music. Lead vocalist Chris Martin is a pretentious d-bag whose lyrics consist of nothing but stale cliches passed off as life-changing revelations.
Coldplay can be identified by their trite, universal lyrics like: "Every step that you take / could be your biggest mistake / It could bend or it could break / But that's the risk that you take"
by EonBlue987 May 11, 2008
From the 40-Year Old Virgin: You know how I know you're gay? Because you listen to Coldplay.
Seriously, these guys suck.
Seriously, these guys suck.
by Wes 2K March 17, 2006
1. A shitty newb Brit band that thinks they're the greatest band in the world, as claimed by Chris Martin.
2. A band that fails to realize they suck, and that they should bow down to the likes of Radiohead, U2, Oasis, and Depeche Mode.
3. Any band capable of producing/performing fucking annoying music, as demonstrated by their song "Clocks" - which redundantly cycles the same scales of notes for the entirety of the track.
4. A band in which any of its members give their children stupid names like "Apple"
5. A band that relies on simple riffs and time signatures, lacking the complexity that bands like Radiohead are capable of writing in the their sleep.
2. A band that fails to realize they suck, and that they should bow down to the likes of Radiohead, U2, Oasis, and Depeche Mode.
3. Any band capable of producing/performing fucking annoying music, as demonstrated by their song "Clocks" - which redundantly cycles the same scales of notes for the entirety of the track.
4. A band in which any of its members give their children stupid names like "Apple"
5. A band that relies on simple riffs and time signatures, lacking the complexity that bands like Radiohead are capable of writing in the their sleep.
"Haha Greatest band in the world? You guys gotta me shittin' me, you stupid Coldplay!"
"This song must be by a Coldplay because it's driving me fucking insane."
"Hey, that sounds like an easy song to play/write. Is that a Coldplay track?"
"Oh, you named your kid Orange? So you must be part of a Coldplay."
"This can't be the work of Ed O'Brien. It's got the simplicity of a Coldplay."
"Thom Yorke has more skills on the guitar, piano, and vocals than the frontman of this Coldplay."
"This song must be by a Coldplay because it's driving me fucking insane."
"Hey, that sounds like an easy song to play/write. Is that a Coldplay track?"
"Oh, you named your kid Orange? So you must be part of a Coldplay."
"This can't be the work of Ed O'Brien. It's got the simplicity of a Coldplay."
"Thom Yorke has more skills on the guitar, piano, and vocals than the frontman of this Coldplay."
by Guitar Goddess November 14, 2006