Cold Sandwich

The act of giving a handjob or masturbating with a cold sandwich enveloping the penis. The sandwich can have whatever ingredients the receiver pleases.

"Dude, my girlfriend gave me an epic cold sandwich last night!"

"I tried whacking off with a tuna cold sandwich last night, but it just made me smell like a vagina."

Cold Sandwich by Diego Rivera December 18, 2008

Cold Carl Sandwich 

A piece of shit rolled up in a Subway wrapper and put in the fridge at a frat house. (a Blimpie or Quizno's wrapper works just as well.)

"You shoulda seen his face when he almost bit into that cold carl sandwich"

Cold Carl Sandwich by CharlesVA August 5, 2006

cold meatloaf sandwich 

When you dream pie a girl the night before and you wake up the next morning and eat her out and you taste your jizz.

Hey bros... I enjoyed a nice cold meatloaf sandwich today.

cold meatloaf sandwich by Gymiscool January 1, 2019