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Coffee Fag 

A homosexual who comes into class 5 minutes late carrying a tray of assorted hot and cold coffee drinks for a few of his friends.
Girl #1: Check out that coffee fag!
Girl#2: Hey be nice! If we friend him he will bring us coffee.
Girl #1: I suppose... but I'm still going to call him a coffee fag.
Coffee Fag by Zeus12 February 28, 2013

Coffeefall 

An event that occurs when you brew a pot of coffee, less the pot. The coffee creates a waterfall or coffeefall from the top of the brewer.

Epic coffeefall is when this event covers the countertop creating a shallow coffee lake now known as lake coffee, and then generates a second much larger fall on the cabinet faces or dishwasher.

Benefits from coffeefall vary: from the house smells like fresh coffee to the counter /and floors are spotless now.
“This morning I had an EPIC coffeefall, but the house smells like fresh brewed coffee.”
Coffeefall by crazyonekid February 14, 2012

coffeebagger 

Liberal-left female activists who like to meet up to give each other coffee enemas. (search 'coffee enema' on youtube for more info).

'Colonics' advocates hail the coffee enema as a cure for everything from bad mood to belly fat, but actual doctors advise against it.
"My wife unknowingly invited over six coffeebaggers from the teachers' union when I was out of town. We had to tear out and replace all of our carpeting."
coffeebagger by towhee March 1, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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