Cockshwans

n. Someone who is being a cock and is ingnorantly stupid at the same time; someone who fails massively

Dude, why would you bust in that bitch? Now she's knocked up and has to take the day-after pill. You're a fucking cockshwans!

by borthycleeaz July 20, 2010

Cocksmanship

The degree of which you've mastered pleasing others with your cock.

Mike never failed to please his girl because he was skilled in cocksmanship

by Evillé July 20, 2016

cocksmanship

A way of describing the ability of a man to pick up a woman for sex or his skills in making her reach orgasm.

1. When Darrin talks to a girl all night at the bar and doesn't get her to go home with him, it is very bad cocksmanship.

2. Taking a girl home from the bar and not being able to lay her because you have whiskey dick is bad cocksmanship.

by Diamond Drew May 3, 2004

cockshank

To Stab someone with your Penis.
This is one of the most severe forms of ownage and if it happens to you, you should be ashamed

Comes from the words Cock - meaning penis and the
word shank - meaning stabbed with a sharp object

My mate got cockshanked the other day, poor bugger got owned

by SpecialOps October 18, 2006

gialapanos Cocksmanship

Greek blowjob usually involving short or heavy females.

That gialapanos cocksmanship was on point. No teeth or anything

by Jaguar Charlie August 31, 2020

cockshank

General offensive term - usually placed in a lengthy insult-string for a bit of variance.

First penned by fff aka maunderswan. And don't you forget it.

A: 'yoyoyo'
B: 'hush now, cockshank'

by ~swan July 1, 2005

cockswane

noun (cocks·wane)
1. The period after erection in which a man's penis returns to flaccidity.
2. Any feeble, impotent, or incompetent person.

1. Woman: Baby, I want to go again. Oh, cockswane already? That was fast.
2. I said Becks, not Milwaukee's Best, you freaking cockswane!

by G-Rass December 28, 2007