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Cockshwans 

n. Someone who is being a cock and is ingnorantly stupid at the same time; someone who fails massively
Dude, why would you bust in that bitch? Now she's knocked up and has to take the day-after pill. You're a fucking cockshwans!
Cockshwans by borthycleeaz July 20, 2010
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Cocksmanship 

The degree of which you've mastered pleasing others with your cock.
Mike never failed to please his girl because he was skilled in cocksmanship
Cocksmanship by Evillé July 20, 2016

cocksmanship 

A way of describing the ability of a man to pick up a woman for sex or his skills in making her reach orgasm.
1. When Darrin talks to a girl all night at the bar and doesn't get her to go home with him, it is very bad cocksmanship.

2. Taking a girl home from the bar and not being able to lay her because you have whiskey dick is bad cocksmanship.
cocksmanship by Diamond Drew May 3, 2004

cockshank 

To Stab someone with your Penis.
This is one of the most severe forms of ownage and if it happens to you, you should be ashamed

Comes from the words Cock - meaning penis and the
word shank - meaning stabbed with a sharp object
My mate got cockshanked the other day, poor bugger got owned
cockshank by SpecialOps October 18, 2006

gialapanos Cocksmanship 

Greek blowjob usually involving short or heavy females.
That gialapanos cocksmanship was on point. No teeth or anything

cockshank 

General offensive term - usually placed in a lengthy insult-string for a bit of variance.

First penned by fff aka maunderswan. And don't you forget it.
A: 'yoyoyo'
B: 'hush now, cockshank'
cockshank by ~swan July 1, 2005

cockswane 

noun (cocks·wane)
1. The period after erection in which a man's penis returns to flaccidity.
2. Any feeble, impotent, or incompetent person.
1. Woman: Baby, I want to go again. Oh, cockswane already? That was fast.
2. I said Becks, not Milwaukee's Best, you freaking cockswane!
cockswane by G-Rass December 28, 2007
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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