Cockocidal maniac

We all know one, a man who is always thinking with his penis in more and more elaborately kinky ways. The sort of man who would ram a cold mint Cornetto down his Jap's eye, uses his own semen to wash his car, lodge dice underneath his foreskin, insert a Dirt Devil car vacuum up his biscuit isle and give people a tenner and a video of himself having a wank wearing an oven glove as a Christmas present. These sort of people are cockocidal maniacs.

Rat Schon: "Daddy's only gone and got himself barred from Tesco!"
Failure Schon: "Why?"
Rat Schon: "He went in drunk and ended up taking his trousers off, wandering around the store using his knob to knock things off shelves. He even opened a Creme Egg and used it as chalk, pretending his cock was a snooker cue. He's a cockocidal maniac!"

Cockocidal maniac by TheLafayetteBlues December 17, 2013

cockocidal maniac

one who appreciates the cock more than the average bear.

Tanya shagged twelve different men in one evening. Tanya is a cockocidal maniac. Yep, loves that cock...

cockocidal maniac by Madz141 February 22, 2007

cockicidal maniac 

One who loves the cock everywhere, everytime, everyway.
Will often get paid for such services.

"What about her?"
"Oooh, Cockicidal Maniac. Legend has it that she starred in the first intteracial porn loop."

cockicidal maniac by Thegreatnick April 29, 2005

Cockisidal Maniac 

A person, generally female, who either enjoys castration or is just in general anti-penis.

Person 1: Dude did you hear about that new anti-rape condom that Alexa invented?
Person 2: Yeah man, i think its called the "Anti-Rape Guillotine."
Person 1: She's such a cockisidal maniac
Person 2: Tell me about it.

Cockisidal Maniac by StyeMunstie August 20, 2010

cockicidal maniac 

One who loves to chug cock

"37? You sucked 37 dicks? Your cockicidal maniac"

cockicidal maniac by DreamsL0ST January 22, 2005

cockicidal maniac 

any female who is absolutely obsessed with cock. Either sucking,fucking or stroking. Any of the three acts usually cause near death experiences. 'death by cock' Cockicidal maniacs usually dress the part in small skimpy clothing resembling slingshots & handiwipes. They do not discriminate race ,creed, religion, or size. They crave balls deep penetration without prejudice.

I took Coleen out last night, dude she is a complete cockicidal maniac. She blew me for an hour & then I was balls deep in her for the next 3 hours! I nearly killed the bitch!

cockicidal maniac by The Flying Sicilian April 9, 2010

cockosidal maniac 

A woman who chops off peni.

*used in Shaun of the Dead*

Shaun: What about her? -points-
Ed: Her? She's a cockosidal maniac.

cockosidal maniac by vibrant heart January 15, 2006