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cock forehead 

a person hu has a large twanger fron their forehead
bernie
ruby
terri
and the milf of the day...
collete
only messin u gays u no hu i am
peace out

cock forehead 

adj. dick head, penis skull - someone with a very small (or non existant) penis between their thighs, and a very large one on their head. Anyone with this curious trait is almost likely to be annoying, arrogant, self centred, stupid and anything else bad you could probably think of.
guy: hey you, I got 100% on my speeling test, what do you say to that
other guy: shut ya fukin mouf aw else I will cut you up you fukin cock forehead, you wanna spell dat you fukin punce?
cock forehead by VengaBen August 28, 2004

horse cock forehead rubbing 

When a male horse rubs his erection on the forehead of a human being.
Dude, iv'e been horse cock forehead rubbing all night dude.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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