Cluett 

1) 'Cluett': A very common misspelling of the surname 'Cluet'.

2) A famous surname for the co-founder of the 'Official Reading Festival drinking game rules'.

1) "Cluett"

Man 1: "How do you spell that sir?"
Man 2: "That's Cluet.. C L U E T !"

Cluett by Reading Rules 06 June 11, 2009

Monique Cluett 

A Monique Cluett is the most amazing person on the face of the earth. She also has the best laugh known to man kind. Someone who enjoys life at its best.

"I'm so cool you might as well call me Monique Cluett"

"Wow ! that person laughs like a Monique Cluett!"

Monique Cluett by Paula Abduel October 18, 2008

Clutty 

A girl who looks classy but acts slutty at the same time.
Someone who has elegance and class but is a slut all the same.

Jake: "Oh Man! Why would you be such a cock blocker dude! I hear she's real classy"
Thomas: "Hell no dude! She's clutty once you get to know her"

Derek: "Dude! So I hear Michelle is officially a sorority sister"
Nate:"f'course man.. she's a clut!"

Clutty by caronalover August 23, 2010

cluttercore

Cluttercore is the aesthetic creating complex piles of clutter, collected goods, or otherwise junk.

Girl: wow, great cluttercore apartment
Guy: thanks, I don't clean

cluttercore by College burnout December 17, 2021

cluttoris 

A fat, bulging, woman's stomach that droops and hangs down so low that it covers/clutters up the clitoris.

Clutters + clitoris = cluttoris

Daaaaamn! That woman is soooo big, her cluttoris hangs down to her knees!

You'd have to move the cluttoris, just to see her clitoris!

cluttoris by WayneL April 21, 2008

clutteration

Noun.

Clutteration is the assortment of useless but decorative objects, such as china ornaments, that women like to put on tables and shelves.

Once clutteration is advanced, it will become impossible to find a clear horizontal surface to put your drink down on.

I came home and found my wife had put an aromatherapy set on my bedside table and 'tidied away' the book I was reading. Total clutteration!

clutteration by kilkrazy January 9, 2005

Christmas Clutter 

An overwhelming amount of Christmas decorations for the space available.

By the time I finished decorating my small apartment for Christmas, I was bumping into all the Christmas Clutter!

Christmas Clutter by macrent2 December 2, 2009