Where Nottingham Forest fans still live now, reminiscing about the Brian Clough days when he brought them some fame. Even though now they are a poor League 3 team with about as much talent as Jade Goody, and their European victories were about 30 years ago now, which forest fans tend to forget and must re-live the film 'Back to the Future' everyday of their lives.
Leicester fan: "Bloody hell, forest were stuffed 4-0 by Barnet Town in the Johnstons Paint Trophy 1st Round"
Forest scum: "Yeah but we're the better team at the end of the day cos we live in Cloughy land and we wear green jumpers"
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"