Closet Cuckold

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A man who is truly a Cuckold but hides it from everyone including his wife. He knows his wife is having an affair but pretends not to know because he can't resist the thought of her with another man.

Marc is such a closet cuckold, he knows Bill is fucking his wife but pretends not to know.

Closet Cuckold by Jill Weiss April 4, 2015

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Cuckold Closet

This is the place where a man of low self esteem resides. Often fantasizing about his wife having sex with another man and enjoying the verbal humiliation he recieves.

Mark is definitely in the cuckold closet. He saw other men touching up on his wife at the bar and he decided to watch in awe instead of standing up for himself

Cuckold Closet by MantiTeosGF January 26, 2024

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