Clive Owen
Quite possibly the most arousing man to ever kiss on screen. Expletive, this man makes me want to pound.
Clive Owen by Sarica Mibley January 3, 2006
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clive owen
1. used to explain completely outrageous situations that couldn't possibly ever happen.
2. used to describe people with amazing badass characteristics
2. used to describe people with amazing badass characteristics
1. "How did he kill the guy with a carrot, grab the baby, jump off the roof through the window of the next building, hit the ground rolling, and NOT wake the baby up?" "It's Clive Owen"
2. "Did you hear about what he did at the party?" "omg he's soooo Clive Owen."
2. "Did you hear about what he did at the party?" "omg he's soooo Clive Owen."
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Clive Owen
An incredibly sexy British actor who's starred in many things on both stage and screen. Credits include Chancer, Bent, Croupier, a series of BMW short films, Closer and Derailed. He's smart, talented and quite good looking.
Clive Owen by Mr Jake G November 29, 2005
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Clive Owen by #93 May 3, 2006
Clive Owen (Smith)
The Man who makes Chuck Norris look like Richard Simmons.
If you have seen the movie Shoot 'Em Up you know what I speak of...this man can kill you with a carrot...
The Baddest S.O.B on any action movie...Bruce Willis comes in second to this guy
He is a badass british actor who can kill 50 men at one time with a gun in his left and a baby in his right.
you know what that's like...o wait you dont because you're not Clive Owen
If you have seen the movie Shoot 'Em Up you know what I speak of...this man can kill you with a carrot...
The Baddest S.O.B on any action movie...Bruce Willis comes in second to this guy
He is a badass british actor who can kill 50 men at one time with a gun in his left and a baby in his right.
you know what that's like...o wait you dont because you're not Clive Owen
"Chuck Norris should watch his ass, here comes Clive Owen (Smith)"
Donna: "Who are you Mr. Smith?"
Smith: "I'm a British Nanny and I'm Dangerous"
Hertz: "What's a matter, you don't like that story? Why dont you tell me one...I know, how about the one with the woman and the baby"!
Smith: "Maybe later, when i'm putting you to sleep".
Donna: "Who are you Mr. Smith?"
Smith: "I'm a British Nanny and I'm Dangerous"
Hertz: "What's a matter, you don't like that story? Why dont you tell me one...I know, how about the one with the woman and the baby"!
Smith: "Maybe later, when i'm putting you to sleep".
Clive Owen (Smith) by Black Knight17 January 16, 2008
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