Claw Hands 

The sensation of having numb or weak hands that usually occurs when first waking up, after laughing, or after sexual intercourse.

Julie- "I can't open this bottle of juice, I have claw hands!"

Claw Hands by JenJen77 February 3, 2010

Claw Hand

When you are so constipated that you have to lube up your fingers with your spit to retrieve your impacted cat turds so YOU don’t prolapse your asshole (death from inside)

Stanley's green asshole was so gangrene he finally decided to claw hand his impacted dookie out to save himself.

Claw Hand by British Gal 1973 January 31, 2021

clawhand 

When a male person of Native American descent is born without muscles in his right hand. The hand becoming useless to grab items.

Gewald tried to shoot his pistol at the shooting range, but his gross clawhand did not allow him to hold the gun in his hand.

clawhand by Orlando D January 3, 2008